Stardust

is – at times – poorly acted, jarringly edited, awkwardly written, and occasionally degenerates into just about every sci-fi/fantasy/adventure genre cliché you can think of (though on this last count I can't rule out the possibility that the filmmakers were aiming for camp-qua-satire deliberately)...

...yet I left the theatre completely enchanted. And in love with Claire Danes. Why do I get the feeling I had a crush on her in high school – in real life?